CaptainNoob enters the dojo as one of the elite ninja. No trainer has anything left to teach him/her/it. CaptainNoob owns the Pink Turtle Shell which gives him access to all the secret towns. In his/her/it's free time, CaptainNoob enjoys giving Izmi lap dances, going for long walks on the beach, and killing Murm the Pirate. CaptainNoob currently leads Clan Ninja Burger and is also the highest level ninja in Ninja Wars. Some say he/she/it has no life for having played Ninja Wars for this long. They are right.

*** Note: Outdated, but far too funny to delete.